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Thank you HBO for providing an excellent adaption of the book.
EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE I WANTED TO HAPPEN HAPPENED
* WHY HOUND NO CHOP CHOP?
HE CHOP CHOP
* WHY STANNIS NO LEAD THE CHARGE?
HE LEAD THE CHARGE
* WHY HALFMAN NO AXE AND SHIELD?
HE AXE AND SHIELD
AND WHEN STANNIS CHOPPY CHOP LANNISTERS HAR HAR l LAUGH LAUGH CLAP CLAP SO GOOD EPISODE
- Me: I have this terrible problem of applying feelings to inanimate objects. :(
- Dave: Why would you do that?
- Me: I dunno. I always feel bad. Like how I left my Toyota at the dealership after getting my GLI. And how this one time I comforting a piece of chalk after scraping it against a nail. It made me feel really bad.
- Dave: Wow, you're a pussy.
- Rhiannon Walsh: I want to go to Singapore for school.
- Jimmi Desrosiers: I hope you enjoy your 3rd world country then...fucktard.
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, mother fucker. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Q: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
Anonymous
Nope.
Do you wear a watch or just use your phone?
What am I, Amish? I use my phone!
You’re driving out of town to escape a natural disaster of some kind. On the way, you see three people: a kind old woman, your best friend, and the girl/guy of your dreams. Your vehicle only has room for two people. What do you do?
How would I know the old lady would be kind? She could be faking it for all I care. As for the guy of my dreams, I don’t even know who that is. But I do know that one of those people will be my best friend.
Have you ever had tape put over your mouth? Who did it and why?
I did it to myself because I enjoy torturing myself.
If you had to pick one color you could never wear again, what would you give up?
Ugh, how hard. Probably red, since I don’t wear it often. Then again, I’d miss my Converses…
What will I do when I’m done watching all 8 seasons of 24? What will fill the void in my life then?
The void will be the opportunity to watch better TV shows.
